finally I got them all
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So we've been having a bit of a debate in the office because we wanted to do the headline "Local man gives up sugar for 12 minutes" but then overdoing the "local man" trope is a bit male-centric, so we considered "Local woman" but then that sounds like we're typecasting women so that wasn't great either, but I think we've finally found a worthy compromise:
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For 27 Day Muscle Gain Challenge...
If you want to become a BULL you eat POT OF DIRTY WATER WITH WHOLE RAW FISH AND HALF A LEMON
If you want to become DOG you eat FUCKED UP HOT DOG WITH POORLY APPLIED MUSTARD
If you want to become GORILLA you eat BURNT GRILLED CHEESE
Oh please please please please please let this aesthetic become widely known as incel design.
This is fascinating and I love the part with the mushrooms and the worms if this really works but my favorite part is that we spent decades like “oh no....oil is soaking into fur and feathers....if only we had something that could soak up all this oil”